Celebrity survey!
A smell that makes you pause:
hmmmmmmm……..I know! I ate a mango for the first time the other day. By the time I was done it was smeared all over my face, my hands were dripping wet, and I had fibers sticking all out of my teeth. It was freaking AWESOME!!! Yes…need more mangos!
A taste that makes you melt:
Fried cheese in all it’s forms?
A drink you often order:
I lurve orange juice.
Music you prefer to listen to when you are alone:
Like something I’m ashamed to listen to? No such thing! But I guess the more thoughtful type songs are better when no one is distracting me.
The singer or band you currently listen to the most:
Right now Shatterhand and the Descendents.
The film you could watch over and over:
hmm…I’m not a big movie buff. Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
A TV show you watch regularly:
X-Play! I adore Morgan Webb!!!! No satellite right now… 
An artist whose work you highly respect:
Define “artist”.
Your favorite time of day:
When I’ve put an end to the boredom.
If your house was burning, and you only had time to rescue three things, they would be:
My music, my dogs, my hard drive!
One person you have killed in your thoughts:
Only ONE?!?
One person you might kill if you knew the law would protect you:
I plead the fifth.
If there were no side effects, you would enjoy being addicted to:
This is such an ironic answer… INSANE WOMEN!!!
You believe hitting a child is an appropriate form of discipline:
Fucking hell no!!!
Have you ever been treated by a psychotherapist?
Let me introduce myself: Rev. John “Shipyards”, M.D.
I perform brain surgery, psychotherapy, lobotomies, electroshock, you name it!
The environmental issue that concerns you the most:
Mercury.
The friend you have known for the longest amount of time:
Probably Angela.
A friend who makes you laugh often:
They all do or I wouldn’t talk to them. Sense of humor is key!
A friend in who you can tell anything to:
Now Angela and Caggy. First time in over 10 years!
A friend with whom you’d like to be closer:
I shall decline to answer.
Your three best qualities:
1) My sarcasm if you don’t take yourself too seriously.
2) I suppose I’m a reasonably funny guy.
3) I’ll do anything for my friends.
Your three worst qualities:
1) My sarcasm if you take yourself too seriously.
2) I’m meaner than shit sometimes!
3) I work too hard…seriously, it’s a bad thing!
Three words that describe how others view you:
1) Insane.
2) Cunt.
3) Goofass.
Three things for which you are often complimented:
1) My website…it’s a little embarassing!
2) * **** * *** *****
3) Honesty.
The greatest amount of physical pain you have ever endured:
Fucking hernia!!!
The greatest amount of emotional pain you have ever endured:
That’s a little too personal.
Your best physical feature:
That’s not for me to say.
When you really want to get to know someone, you:
Make them laugh?
When you are attracted to someone you:
Hello, I’m Gnujohn. To be continued…
Your Most Romantic experience.
gah
Something someone said or did that you found extremely attractive:
Oh my… Stand up to me.
Something someone said or did that you found frighteningly unattractive:
I think the basic answer of lying covers it.
A personality trait that you find attractive:
An excellent sense of humor. Seriously. If you’re smart and can make me laugh consistantly you win so many points in my book!
You are irritated when people ask you:
I don’t have an answer.
You love it when people ask you:
About music!
Your secret passion:
Is not a secret.
You truly believe it is possible to be with one person for the rest of your life:
Maybe. But realistcally? People are always changing. Feelings are always changing. And not always for the better. It’s sad really…
A type of person you don’t seem to get along with:
Liars, cunts, bitches, raging egotists, self-indulgent assholes…. Need I go on?
The farthest distance you would travel now to be with someone:
The world is getting smaller every single day.
