Act Your Rage!
1) What’s Your Favorite Letter?
The one where she said she has 6 toes.
2) Is That the same letter as your first name?
Oh….THAT kind of letter!
3) What is your favorite way to eat Potatoes?
mmmmm….taters!
4) What are your views on Sharpies?
Good for writing on cdrs…
5) How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
How the fuck do you chuck wood?!
6) What came first: the chicken or the egg?
The egg obviously. That’s the way evolution works! And whatever layed that egg first would not have been a chicken. This shit is so painfully obvious. Really! No “intelligent design” propaganda bullshit here man!!!
7) Have you ever thought about question 6 for more than 5 minutes?
Well…what if it took me that long to type it?
8) How many MySpaces have you had?
Only one. I’m not THAT lame!
9) How many of your screen names have the letter X in them?
umm…most of them? Welcome to x1984x!
10) How many s/ns have you had?
Since I have msn, yahoo, aim, and icq…bunches! Only two aims. I’ve had three yahoos since I had a creepy 18 year old stalker girl from the Star Trek chatroom a few years ago. *shivers* “Give me your address so I can send you some ‘videos’.”
11) How cool are you?
Who fucking cares?
12) Describe your best friends in five words.
They are my best friends. (Hah!)
13) Now describe your Best friend in one word.
Female.
14) Have you ever made up a language?
Every time I’m tired and/or stressed out.
15) Can you speak it fluently?
Any time I’m tired and/or stressed out.
16) Have you ever made up a secret hand shake?
umm….
17) Are you wearing make-up?
Sorry, I’m straight and not emo!
18) Have you ever eaten squid?
Ick!
19) Do you like Ramen?
Looooove it!!!
21) Are you wearing any Orange?
Nope.
22) Pepsi or Coke?
Can or tap?
23) Can you honestly taste the difference?
Duh huh!
24) How buddies are on your Buddy list?
“How buddies”? Is that supposed to make sense?! If you’re asking numbers it’s like 40.
25) How many of them do you actually talk to?
Maybe 10 that I ever talk to.
26) Do you have a cell phone?
Nope. I’m lame.
27) How many contacts do you have on it?
Hello?
28) What comes to your mind when you hear the word Green?
Descendents!
29) What is your favorite Food group?
Sugar.
30) Do you have braces or have you had braces?
No and no.
31) What is your most embarrassing moment?
“I think I’m falling in love with you…” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Damn that’s funny!
32) What are your views on the word “dudette?”
Fuck off.
33) What’s your Favorite band?
Right now I’d say ALL.
34) Have you ever been out of the country?
You were happier dreaming too…
35) How many Sarah’s do you know?
umm…five?
36) How do you say “what’s up?”
“What’s up?”
37) How often do you visit Google in a day?
“That’s what ‘Googling’ is?! I had two ribs removed for NOTHING!!!”
38) What do you use Google to find?
Mostly wierd, random, and/or funny pictures.
39) Have you ever been to another country?
Hello? Is this thing on? YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT!!!!
40) do u lik 2 rite lik dis?
Blow me.
41) d0 you l1k3 2 wr1t3 l1k3 d15?
DIE!!!
42) Did question 41 offend you because I didn’t use the corect form of l33t?
There is no “correct” form of leet, fuckwad!
43) Are you glad this survey is almost over?
I guess…it killed a few minutes.
44) Are you photogetic?
Eh…
45) What is your mom’s middle name?
Who cares?!
46) What was your favorite grade?
School suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked!!!
47) How many hours do you spend on the phone each day?
Average of zero!
48) When was the last time you ate pizza?
Weeks.
49) What do you think of Vegetarians?
Great sauteed with a little olive oil!
50) What did you think of this survey?
S’aright.
TV or Computer: Depends on the time of day man.
Phone or IM: IM
Sand Castle or Snow Men: Snowcastle.
Summer or Winter: Summer!
Cats or Dogs: You like dags?
Blonde or Brunette: Totally depends on the girl.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!
Black or White: Michael Jackson.
Skiing or Swimming: Drowning.
Cameras or phones: dah…
Pizza or Chineese take out: Pizza.
Pictures or Memories: Pictures don’t fade…
Cool or loser: I’m the coolest loser you’ll ever meet!
Cold or hot: Hot.
