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If I were a month I would be:
28 days long.
If I were a day of the week I would be:
A weekday.
If I were a time of day I would be:
5:37 am
If I were a planet I would be:
Large with a gravitational pull.
If I were a sea animal I would be:
Food for something bigger than me.
If I were a direction I would be:
Lost.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
From Ikea.
If I were a historical figure I would be:
Dead by now.
If I were a liquid I would be:
More susceptible to temperature changes.
If I were a stone, I would be:
Covered in moss.
If I were a tree, I would be:
Losing my leaves right now.
If I were a bird, I would be:
Flying somewhere else.
If I were a tool, I would be:
Broken.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be:
Wilting.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
Sunshine.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
Out of tune.
If I were an animal, I would be:
Covered in flees.
If I were a color, I would be:
Color blind.
If I were an emotion, I would be:
Dead inside.
If I were a vegetable, I would be:
Bill Frist’s best friend.
If I were a sound, I would be:
Howling at the moon.
If I were an element, I would be:
Buried deep in the earth.
If I were a car, I would be:
Dirty and rusted.
If I were a song, I would be:
Unheard of.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by:
A robot.
If I were a book, I would be written by:
A computer.
If I were a food, I would be:
Molding in the refrigerator.
If I were a place, I would be:
Somewhere else.
If I were a material, I would be:
Materialistic.
If I were a taste, I would be:
Tastey.
If I were a scent, I would be:
Smelly.
If I were a religion, I would be:
In a cult.
If I were a word, I would be:
Spelled with four letters.
If I were an object, I would be:
Used and abused.
If I were a body part I would be:
Covered in a soft fuzz.
If I were a facial expression I would be:
Confused.
If I were a subject in school I would be:
Bored.
If I were a cartoon character I would be:
Two dimensional.
If I were a shape I would be:
Enigmatic.
If I were a number I would be:
Digital.
