Millionth survey…what do I win?!
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
geez…which one to pick? When I was about 17 I was helping my drunken idiot father build some little speaker boxes for his car. He says “Here hold this while I put in a screw”. Then starts pushing on the drill right BEFORE he pull the trigger full throttle! Does the screw go into the wood, you ask? Of course not!!! It goes right through MY FINGER!!! Dad says “Let me pull it out”. I said “Get the fuck away from me!” and unscrewed it from said finger!
2. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
HAH!!!! It just happened!!!
3. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My motivation!!
4. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
Oh man…tossup between music and friends.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
oooooh…new music.
6. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Only when I get trapped inside my head.
7. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Now I have a strange mix of Broccoli and Four Letter Word in my head…
8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Eu D’Femme.
9. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
I couldn’t tell you the last time I had caffeine.
10. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Stawberry ice cream.
11. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
hmmm…I’d guess my parents as if I gave a fuck.
12. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Insanejuanese.
13. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Sincerety and in other ways when words fall inadequate.
14. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED :
A number from one to a hundred.
15. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Apples or oranges?
16. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Modem.
17. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
Stop reminding me that I haven’t yet!
18. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
California. So why the hell did my parents move to THE SOUTH?!?!
19. FIRST JOB?
umm…landscaping at the Fariyland Club on Lookout Mountain when I was 14.
20. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Either websites or my insane brand of humour.
21. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Laugh! LAAAAAAUGH!!!
22. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I couldn’t tell you the last time I got a birthday present.
23. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
ZERO!
24. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Apparently after two uncles.
25. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
I wish on Morgan Webb.
26. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
The middle one.
27. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
If you loaded a potato gun with ink pens and fired it at a piece of paper…that would be more legible!
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
mmmmm…..hammmmmm….
29. ANY BAD HABITS?
Myspace surveys!
30. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
That really good one that I haven’t played for far too long.
31. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I’m already more than one person and I crack myself up constantly. Sure!
32. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Internet.
33. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Not at all!
34. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
G.I. Joe.
35. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I told you it was made of cardboard! And I left it out in the rain the other day so it pretty much disintegrated.
36. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
NEVER!!!
37. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Hundreds I’m sure. When I started going to metal shows when I was 15 all the jocks were scared to get in the pit but skinny little me wasn’t! heh…I guess that’s where my “crazy” perception started!
38. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Speed lace combat boots.
39. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Beef Stroganoff.
40. SIBLINGS?
One total cunt of a sister.
41. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never had it. Seafood is pretty much ICK!
42. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Not anymore really.
p.s. For your surveying pleasure I cut out the questions that have been asked 10 BILLION times before.
