10 Journey Trousers
what do you check out first when you check someone out?
Her eyes if I’m paying attention. But I can tell everthing I need to know from the back of someone’s head! HAH!
what is the least favorite part of your body?
The injuries.
dolly or loretta?
It costs alot for Dolly to look that cheap!
things you envy from the opposite sex.
Multiple orgasms.
3 things you really don’t envy from the opposite sex.
The way society always wants them to look “perfect”, having a period, having to put up with lame emo/fratboy/dumbass (etc.) always hitting on them.
which one of the 7 deadly sins do you practice the most?
Google…there’s a deadlysins.com - HOW LAME! All I have going on is the lust/anger coin. Woo hoo! Aside from too often being a lazy bastard which pisses me off…
have you ever had an eating disorder?
I never was a teenage girl.
when was the last time you made out with a stranger?
Only since…never!
are you gonna call him/her?
Hello?
is he/she gonna call you?
Of course.
what kind of drunk are you?
The kind that quit drinking seven years ago.
have you ever had a drug problem?
Yeppers.
if yes , what drug(s)?
I smoked pounds of pot. And cheap hight like sugar, coffee, catnip (HAH!), robitussin… Then came the dreaded alcohol.
how long have you gone without having sex?
Don’t even ask!
without eating?
hmmm….probly close to a day. I forget sometimes!
without sleeping?
I believe it was 38 hours. Most of which was spent working! I worked 100 hours in one week once. And most of that was at the weekend!
when was the last time you did cocaine?
Fuck you never!
when was the last time you smoked weed?
ummmmmm…19?
what does your hair look like now?
About 3/4 an inch long.
3 articles of clothing that will never go out of style.
Blue jeans, combat boots, leather jackets.
would you ever have cosmetic surgery?
Nah I’m not that vain.
when was the last time you stole something?
damn…….four years maybe? And it would be something lame like candy from work…hahaha!!!
do you think girls deserve more respect just cause they are girls?
Nobody deserves respect “just because” they’re anything!
what is your favorite night to go out?
Doesn’t matter to me. Night is night to me!
do you wanna be rich and/or famous?
“Famous” is sort of lame. And for me “rich” would just mean not having to do backbreaking prole labour just to survive. I’m pretty easy to please! The only thing I could never get enough of, that can be bought, is music.
who is your hero/role model?
Hero worship only leads to disappointment. We’re only human!
whats the most grotesque part of the human body?
The mind.
have you ever found it fun to sniff on your dirty underwear?
My OWN?!?! eww….Eww….EWWW!!!
do you pee in the shower?
I was never into sports.
do you pick your nose?
Like…way too much!
why do men get skid marks?
They’ve never heard of toilet paper? “You sank my battleshit!”
if you are a man, have you ever tucked your weenie and looked at it in the mirror?
Do I look like Brad Pitt to you?!
when was your last queef?
Now there’s a band I haven’t listened to in a long time…
have you ever been to an orgy?
hmm…
3 way?
mmm…
how do you know the person who posted this?
Some random dude from the Fox News is killing America group.
what nationality would you preffer the mother/father of your children to be?
I don’t really care since I never want kids. Maybe someone that lives near Chernobyl?
what would you name your kids?
Ima Mystake for the girl and Richard Sweat for the boy. We’ll call him Dick for short!
name 3 things you cant stand from people?
The complete inability to admit when they’re wrong, attitude problems, just all-around petty childish bullshit.
what are you doing tonight?
Listening to Broccoli and avoiding the two last reviews I need to write for Jared’s new zine!
