Don’t get mad, it’s like I told you I am just a fool for you
1) Who is the biggest dumbass you know?
ummm….Kali? People think she just plays dumb but she really isn’t. And she REALLY shouldn’t have told me that!!!
2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Fried!!!!!
3) What county were you born in?
Modesto.
4) Automatic or Manual?
My mind wanders waaay too easily for a maunal transmission.
5) Does tequila make your clothes fall off?
No, it gets you drunk!
6) What is the biggest piece of furniture you own?
Bookcase…one of those $30 fiberboard ones from Wal Mart that you have to put together. It was really funny when I got that because my doberman (a big, scary type dog!) was SCARED TO DEATH OF IT!!! He would walk into my room and then look up at the bookcase with the biggest “deer in the headlights” eyes you’ve ever seen!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!!!!
7) Have you ever licked the cheese off a Dorito & not eaten it?
What? No.
8) What song would you like to be listening to right now?
Since I decided to listen to Annalise and You Break Me just started….
9) Innie or outie?
Innie.
10) What’s the name of the last movie(s) you rented?
I haven’t rented a movie for at least 10 years!!!
11) Do you know anyone you would like to get in trouble in one way or another, or play a prank on as long as you were never found out?
I’m not a “prankster”. But I could think of a person or two!!
12) If so, what would you do?
Your Honor, I plead the fifth.
13) Are you a tactful person?
Tactfully blunt.
14) Have you ever told someone they didn’t look bad when they asked when they actually did look bad?
Nope.
15) Do you question the norm?
Pretty much everytime I breathe.
16) Do you like to pop other peoples zits?
EWWW!!!!
17) Are you guilty of handing out unsolicited advice?
I suppose so. A cute girl called me Dr. Phil a few months ago. It was funny!
18) Do you prefer to give or recieve presents?
Give, recieve, feels the same to me.
19) Have you ever ridden a horse?
When I was about one and it scared the fucking shit out of me!
20) Do you own a deep fat fryer (like a fry-daddy)?
Nope.
21) Do you like the smell of Ketchup?
Ehhh…s’aright.
22) Have you ever regifted anyone?
Yes, with music!
23) Have you ever smoked Pot?
Smoked it, sold it, almost got arrested for it more than once…
24) Are you an impulsive person?
I’ve been known to be. That little voice doesn’t scream loud enough sometimes!
25) Have you ever commited a Random Act Of Kindness?
I don’t know how random, but sure.
26) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
umm…five. Only two get worn with any kind of regularity.
27) Do you read shampoo bottle & etc. in the shower or bathtub?
I can barely see my own hand without my glasses on!
28) Does it bother you when someone you know, other than your family members, feels free to just walk in your house without knocking?
They would be bothered by the two 90lbs dobermans!
29) Do you know anyone who has the uncanny ability to be able to (accuratley) finish your sentences?
No. But I can read people’s minds sometimes. Someone will get me someday…
30) Give me another word for penis?
Wet willy.
31) Give me another word for vagina?
Eminim.
32) If you could own your own company or business, what kind would it be?
For the thousandth time…record store/distro/label.
33) How many pets do you have?
Read question 28!
34) Have you ever had a “Fling”?
No…
35) Nachos or Pretzels?
Nachos! I never really got the appeal of pretzels.
36) Do you think Brad & Angelina will last?
WHO FUCKING CARES!!!!!
37) Do you care?
Dur!
38) Who makes you laugh the most?
Marilyn!
39) Do you consider yourself a beautiful person on the inside?
Some people think I am.
40) Do think Michael Jackson is a freak or just misunderstood?
A freak that we really DON’T WANT to understand!
41) If you could be on any reality show, which one would it be?
Dude, Where’s My Dignity?
42) Do you like lightening bugs?
Why certainly!
43) Have you ever had sex on a trampoline?
That would lead to some vicious trampoline burn. Might I add…OUCH!
44) Have you ever had to have an enema?
And been catheterized!
45) Have you ever gotten an autograph from a professional athlete?
Again…who fucking cares!!!
46) Who is the biggest slut you know (male or female)?
hahahaha…no comment!
47) When I say the word ASSWIPE, who comes to mind?
Toilet Paper.
48) Have you ever let someone have something that was very special to you because they needed it more?
That’s a very good question.
49) Can you sing well?
eh…I’m not completely tone deaf.
50) How many times a day do you poop?
Between one and zero.
51) What is your favorite website?
One that I built…hah!
52) Do you consider yourself an addict of any kind?
Music, laughter, girls…
53) If your closest friend’s companion came on to you would you tell your friend?
Quite the moral quandry!
54) What is your favorite song to make fun of?
The Causeway Rocks by Annalise just because that chorus is freaking hilarious!
55) Do you laugh alot?
Constantly.
56) Do you cry alot?
Not at all.
57) Have you ever saved anyone’s life?
hmmmm…I’ve tried lots of times but I’m not sure that I’ve ever succeeded.
58) What is your favorite thing to do to relax?
Music, laughter, girls…
59) Do you ever count sheep?
Can’t say that I do.
60) Did you enjoy this survey?
ehhh…
