Johnny’s Not Mad
1. Your name plus “y”:
Johny.
2. Two feelings at the moment?
Cold, and my back hurts.
3. What are you listening to right now?
Culture Shock! (you fucking rock Mike!)
4. A part of a song lyric that’s in your mind:
umm…Twenty Questions…and it’s the first time I’m hearing it so no quotes.
5. Describe where you are right now?
In the kitchen…
6. What was your highlight of the week?
Probably the mp3 cd I just got. New music!!!
7. What are you craving to have right now?
A bath.
8. Any unforgettable childhood/teenage memory?
That time when I was 3… I was walking outside my trailer and stepped on a board with a nail in it. Which went straight through my shoe and foot! I just pulled it out and kept going.
9. A not-so-good childhood memory?
Later that same year when I saw a kid down the street get run over by a car.
10. Your three plans for tomorrow?
“Get drunk, masturbate, cry.”
11. Your three plans for today?
Waste half the day on myspace, listen to lots of music, talk to girls on aim… It’s easy to succeed when your expectations are low!
12. Are you thinking of someone right now?
Not really.
13. Do you party?
There’s a party in my pants.
14. Ever gotten drunk:
Not since I was 8.
15. Say something to the person who sent you this:
Take a bath you stinkin hippy!
16. Mary has her little lamb. What do you want?
Mary…
17. Say anything you like to whoever is reading your answers:
You people need to quit stalking me… Seriously!
18. Are you feeling hungry?
ehh…a little maybe.
19. Last friend you talked to online?
Kali.
20. What do you like about night?
It’s so much more fun than the morning.
21. If you were in a farm.. what do you want to see?
The road away from it!
22. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Someone else.
23. Last gift?
The aforementioned mp3 cd.
24. What sound did you last hear?
My dog getting a drink of water.
25. Your good luck charm?
My brain.
26. Person you hate most?
That guy that always stares at me in the mirror.
27. Who makes you laugh the most?
Marilyn.
28. Makes you smile?
All my friends do in different ways.
29. Who has a crush on you?
Those are secret!
30. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Most of them are less that 7 months old actually…
31. Tell us about the last conversation you had:
Kali was just a little stoned…
32. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
Yes…NO…wait…YES!!!
33. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
Does attempted murder count?
34. Have you ever gone to therapy?
That’s what friends are for.
35. Have you ever Toilet Papered someone’s house?
Nah…
36. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Far too many times…
37. Have you ever gone camping?
Yes…and I have a GREAT story involving weed, mountainous terrain, arriving too late with no flash lights… But it’s far too long to tell here!
38. Have you ever had a crush on your Sister’s friend?
When I was about 12… Thanks so much for reminding me, asshole!
39. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
uhm…ick!
40. Have you ever drank jack daniels?
Certainly. Didn’t care for it either.
41. Have you ever had a stalker?
Of the e-variety.
42. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
So many times!!! I’ll even share a classic with you right now. Just because I’m feeling generous!
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yeah i have certin funny/interesting qualties about me hahhah
-red hair
-lame
-cant spell
- i have 6 toes on one foot
go down
farther
mmmmm
ahhhhhh
oooOOooOOO
……………..
by the way jk about the 6 toes on one foot thing hahahhah
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That girl kills me…
43. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
hah…too many times. And parties are already lame enough when under the influence!
44. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
…yeah
45. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped?
That’s like having sex with a rhino that doesn’t love you anymore.
46. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
hahahaha…can’t say I have!
47. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat?
I’ve gotten a few that I WISH I would have worn a hat to cover up! Lemme just say… I was way too big of a MacGyver fan in Jr High…
48. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
I kind of doubt it.
49. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on?
I always held my shit pretty good. But I almost said no before remembering that time in Miller Park that I drank 10 Mickey’s Malt Liquors in the span of about 2 hours. Considering the damage I inflicted upon myself that wasn’t noticed til waking up the next day…I’d have to say yes!!!
50. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
No…but they’re all female so you managed to not completely creep me out with this question!
