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…Away Awhile

1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
umm…OH! That beer that had candies floating in it…you know? Skittlebrau?

2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
hahahaha….a HAGFISH! Penis of the sea!

3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Oh goddamn…

4. What do you order when you’re at a pancake house?
umm…PANCAKES maybe?!?

5. Do you own any… naughty toys?
HAHAHAHA!!!! This is a GREAT survey!!!

6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend’s list?
I haven’t even met any of them yet.

7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear:
They’re all the same….and I’m getting tired of having to do laundry so often!

8. Describe the last time you were injured:
See “I almost died!” blog from this afternoon!

9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable?
hmm…I TOTALLY read that as “uncomfortable” first! I dunno…my biker jacket maybe? Got it around 11th grade and it still fits like a glove.

11. Tell me a weird story from your high school years:
The first, and one of maybe two times, I got high at school might have been senior year (school is just too fucked up of a place to be high at!). Saw a bunch of my friends walking down to the parking lot at lunch. I KNEW WHERE THEY WERE GOING! I ran down to get high. And we got hiiiiiigh! But I forgot something though… It was CHEMISTRY EXAMS day!!!!!! And I was hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!! I rarely ever lost my shit, ever. But once I got back inside…. In that crowd of people… It was all I could do to not look hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!! Then when I was past the stairwells I saw the one punk girl at my school. I looked her straight in the eye… We both knew! I fucking lost it man! I got the giggles or something. Couldn’t look at anyone. I was so fucking HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!! That was some really good weed if you haven’t figured it out by now… Then I had to take my fucking chemistry exam. I didn’t remember a goddamn thing!!!! I sat at one of the lab tables. Copied the girl across from me’s entire test. The teacher was only like 10 feet away too! Didn’t even notice. I was reading that shit UPSIDE DOWN too! That takes skills. I guess that’s where being dyslexic comes in handy…

12. Soda?
That shit is so bad for you… I drink pepsi when it’s around though.

13. Flavor of pudding?:
Chocolate.

14. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Black pocket T and a flannel.

15. Prescription medication?
Music.

16. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
A super-furry dromedary.

17. How many people are on your friends list?
161…a good deal of them are bands/members of bands.

18. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
Again…I’ve met none of them. But about 10 or so are really good friends.

19. What are you listening to right now?
Porcelain Boys - Sidetrack
This band is so fucking good!!!

20. Name 3 things you have with you at all times:
My conscience, the voices in my head, aches and pains of various variety.

21. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
I can’t say I’ve ever given or received one.

22. Name a teacher you had the hots for:
My first period teacher (in the first semester of senior year) was kind of hot.

23. What is a saying that you use a lot?
HAHAHAHA!!!, awesome, coolidge, sweet, fuck, goddamnit… Do I need a thesaurus?!

24. What’s one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child?
Well now it comes down
You burned all your bridges down
Just watch the flames and laugh
You know full well you’ll all come back
With your spirit turning
Always burning in my hand
Fool me again
Cos I thought you were my friend
It’s getting easier to pretend like I don’t care
Got time to kill
And it’s looking like I will
But I won’t spill my blood tonight
Waiting for you Mrs. Right
Anymore…

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