The Tens
-Would you rather find true love or $1 million?
I’d say I’m more likely to find $1 million.
-Would you rather be gossiped about or never talked about at all?
Does it even matter?
-Would you rather have stars in your eyes or eyes on the back of your head?
I already have eyes in the back of my head! I had to shatter the stars…
-Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
I’m already what you might call a “listener” so, again, I have both already.
-would you rather end hunger or hatred?
Let’s see… I’m starving and full of hate…
-rather publish your diary or make a movie about your most embarassing moment?
My life is one big embarassing moment.
-rather be caught singing in the miror or spying on your crush?
“spying” is such a nasty word…
-rather be a dog named killer or a cat named fluffy?
I’m a killer, and I’m a clown.
-rather give up movies or music?
Such a retarded question… Music is everything!
-rather be stranded on a desert island alone or w/ someone you hate?
If you’re with someone you hate then doesn’t that already count as alone?
-rather get even or get over it?
Sometimes that’s one and the same. Be it in a vindictive manner or otherwise.
-rather always lose or never play?
Oh the irony… I’m asking myself the same question.
-rather be forced to lie to your best bud or tell the truth to your parents?
My parents don’t WANT to know the truth!
-rather know it all or have it all?
I do know it all and that’s why I have nothing.
-rather get 1st dibs or last laugh?
In what context? Yeah…WHAT CONTEXT?!
-rather give bad advice or take it?
I neither give nor take bad advice. It’s my curse.
-rather have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?
Water in my ear irritates the piss out of me.
-rather forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
I’m blind… i.e. Can’t Wear Shades. And I’m latin… i.e. I Tan.
-rather own a ski lodge or a surf camp?
How about none of the above?
-rather forget who you are or who everyone else was?
I used to wish I was someone else when I was a kid…maybe 9 years old. But then I would think “but if I was to become someone else then how would I know I was someone else unless I remembered who I was so then how could I be someone else?”
-rather have 1 wish granted today or 3 10 yrs from now?
I wish I knew who I was now.
-rather have 1 song playing in your head forever or have to say “like” before every sentence?
I, like, already, like, say like, like all of the time!
-rather give up your computer or your pet?
Anyone that knows anything about me knows I would gladly give my computer up to get my Gabe back…even for a little while.
-rather be the sand castle or the wave?
Be like water my friend.
-rather overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?
If I were to overthrow I would in turn become the dictator, no?
-rather write the worst book in history or record the worst song?
The book of my life is already the worst in history.
-rather get free chocolate for 1 yr or free patatoes forever?
mmmmm……chocolaaaaaaate….*drooooools*
