{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Actually…YES! When I was a kid we would go out of town to visit my parent’s creepy druggie friends. They always lived out in the middle of nowhere in really bad parts of town. And […]

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Is that some sort of freaky sex act performed while stoned?

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Are you believing the morning papers?
War is coming back in style
There’s generals here, advisors there
And TERRORISTS nibbling everywhere
The chessboard’s filling up with red
We make more profits when we […]

1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
umm…OH! That beer that had candies floating in it…you know? Skittlebrau?

2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
hahahaha….a HAGFISH! Penis of the sea!

3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Oh goddamn…

4. What […]

1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
Way.

2. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
I don’t think I really slept. More like thought about everything in my dreams…

3. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
“I don’t want to get up… It’s noon ALREADY?!? Why is it so fucking cold?????”

4. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY […]

1. Your name plus “y”:
Johny.

2. Two feelings at the moment?
Cold, and my back hurts.

3. What are you listening to right now?
Culture Shock! (you fucking rock Mike!)

4. A part of a song lyric that’s in your mind:
umm…Twenty Questions…and it’s the first time I’m hearing it so no quotes.

5. Describe where you are right now?
In the kitchen…

6. […]

1. Do you like chinese food?
I think it’s better cold and covered in soy sauce. Just like sex.

2. How big is your bed?
Not big enough to keep me from hitting things when I occasionally take swings at people in my dreams. You know what? If you’re laying on your arm at the time… It hurts!!!

3. […]

1. First thing you did this morning?
Wake up to my alarm and think “aaaaagh I don’t want to get up yet!”

2. Last thing you ate?
MMMmmmmm… Grilled cheeeeeeeeeese….

3. What are you looking forward to most in the next 6 months?
I don’t even know right now.

4. What’s annoying you right now?
Pretty much life in general.

5. What’s Worse?
a) […]

1. First thing you did this morning?
Wake up.

2. Last thing you ate?
Some cherry pastry thing.

3. What’s the thing you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
It involves California, good friends, and music!

4.Whats annoying to you right now?
Certain people that CONSTANTLY lie to me!!!!!

5. What’s the worst?
Losing friends to drugs and alcohol.

6. Is there […]

1) Who is the biggest dumbass you know?
ummm….Kali? People think she just plays dumb but she really isn’t. And she REALLY shouldn’t have told me that!!!

2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Fried!!!!!

3) What county were you born in?
Modesto.

4) Automatic or Manual?
My mind wanders waaay too easily for a maunal transmission.

5) Does tequila make your […]

1. What do you hear right now?
Penelope Fucking Houston screaming No Martyr!!!

2. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I can barely say it forwards! That “lmnop” part really confused the hell out of me in kindergarten!!!

3. Do you do drugs?
“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke! (”I seen him!”) Now that’s […]