1. When Chuck Norris helps you jumpstart your car, remember: beard is positive, fist is negative.

2. Chuck Norris will only have sex with women who agree to do it on his bed of nails. Needless to say, it is the best sex they will ever have.

3. Chuck Norris has the copyright on each one of the many ways to skin a cat.

4. Chuck Norris is the only man alive to play a H note on guitar.

5. Some time ago, Chuck Norris wrote two different stories. Norris gave the one he felt was weakest to his friend, William Shakespeare, who later renamed it “Macbeth.” The stronger one went onto become “Missing In Action.”

6. The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was filmed doing 8 spin kicks a second. He prefers gardening to kicking however.

7. Plugging Chuck Norris into any equation makes the outcome equal to pain.

8. Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

9. Chuck Norris amazed scientists by breaking a diamond with a roundhouse kick. The amazement only lasted one second because awesomeness of the roundhouse kick caused the scientists to shit out their brains.

10. When you walk outside and aren’t eaten by dinosaurs, you can thank Chuck Norris for killing them.

When you go to your page, who are the current 10 people who have commented?? (If someone has commented 2 times or more, skip over them to the next person)

From top to bottom:

1. Caroline
2. Betty
3. Jared
4. Jon
5. Kali
6. Venus
7. Andi
8. Marilyn
9. Emily
10. Julie

Have you ever been in a relationship with No. 3?
umm…he’s a dude! Perhaps if you call it a business relationship since I write for his zine!

Describe 7 in one word.
hmm…I’m just getting to know Andi. Open?

What’s the best memory you have of No. 2?
man…these are some tough questions! Betty makes me smile alot. She’s meaner than a sack of wet cats sometimes… But she loves me. Such a unique relationship…

How did you meet No. 10?
She’s a big Dead Kennedys fan. I had the In God We Trust, Inc. cover up when she added me. Julie is…special.

When was the last time you saw No. 1?
She lives in Ferryhill! Hasn’t happened yet.

How do you feel about No. 8?
Quite possibly the best friend I’ve ever had.

What was No. 4’s comment about?
It was pretty much a porno ad…hahahaha!!!

What do you like about No. 5?
She’s so much sweeter than you think.

Have you met No. 9’s family?
No!!! Crazy Emily’s family sounds almost as bad as mine!

Did you comment back No. 3?
Nope… I’m not into “camping”…

What color looks best on No. 7?
Black since that’s what she has on in all her pictures. Hah!

Is No. 2 on your “Top 8″?
Not only is she in my top 8 but she’s my number one!

Is No. 8 in a relationship? If so, with who?
Yes she is… With her first love.

What song reminds you of No. 10?
Such a hard question! Oh! Police Truck or California Uber Alles.

What would you change about No. 6?
I’d make Venus get a riot grrl haircut so bums will quit hitting on her!

Does No. 5 tell you juicy secrets? Do you keep them?
She tells me lots of things. And I’m the best at secrets.

Tell us something wonderful about No. 8.
Razor sharp wit.

Does No. 9 make you laugh?
Emily is so wonderfully random!!! I miss her…

Name one great quality about No. 4.
Jon’s a funny guy!

Is there anyone who has commented you that you don’t want to comment you anymore?
Not really. People who comment me are usually really funny.

Anyone you wish would leave you a comment?
eh…I’m not gonna beg. If they got something to say then they’ll say it!

Which is better: Comments, Messages, Friend Requests, Picture Comments, or Blog Comments?
Again most of my comments make me laugh alot. I love those. But I have some great conversations here sometimes. It’s a tossup. I get some funny blog and picture comments too but those aren’t as often. I deny most friend requests!

Which of the 10 people who have currently commented you do you think leaves the best comments?
Marilyn will always be the best. Always.

1. What does your MySpace quote/headline mean?
“I never wanted to go…all alone…” Kind of speaks for itself, no?

2. Elaborate on your primary photo.
It’s “freedom” with a slash over it… Again, speaks for itself.

3. How many comments do you have?
308…funny people rule!

4. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, t-shirt, flannel…why did I answer this???

5. What is your current problem?
My plans of driving fast and blowing shit up with Betty were ruined by a goddamn ice storm!

6. What are you doing right now?
Still listening to the Dead Kennedys and doing lameass surveys.

7. What item do you love most?
My computer obviously. It keeps me entertained!

8. What makes you most happy?
My friends.

9. Are you musically inclined?
Not at all…wah.

10. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine?
Shoot myself in the head.

11. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
Too many things to choose from… OH! I would have avoided the “death hole” two weeks ago so I could have watched my dad fall into it! HAH!!!

12. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
I’d be a turtle. Would be nice to have that shell to hide in…

13. Ever have a near death experience?
Which story have I not told yet? Car crashes, drowning, major head trauma, falling…

14. Name ONE obvious quality you have?
I’m tall!

15. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
One-Way Ticket To Pluto since it’s on right now!

16. Are you happy today?
No…no I am not.

17. Who will cut and paste this first?
Probably no one… These surveys were lame!

18. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Tommy Chong…hahahaha!!!

19. Who was your first crush?
Good god…that was about the 3rd grade. I don’t think I even knew her name!

20. Have you ever vandalized someone’s private property?
Yes…yes I have.

21. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
umm…maybe my sister!

22. What is your biggest mistake?
Pushing my best friend away in high school. I’m sure I’ve said this before…

23. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Not conciously… I’m complicated!

24. Say something totally random about you:
I just ate two steak sandwiches!!!

25. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
Jesus and Satan when I had long hair. People are so fucking unimaginative! Oh…and that guy (who’s name escapes me at the moment) that does those stupid parody songs. Again people just said that because I had long hair and glasses!

1. What is your boyfriend/girlfriends name?
Oblivion.

2. What are you listening to right now?
Plastic Surgery Disasters.

3. What was the last thing you ate?
Punkin pie…and I’m REALLY hungry for a hamburger now after seeing Betty’s answer!

4. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Bored ice blue.

5. How is the weather right now?
Fucking shit… Ice… Fucking ice…

6. Hair color?
Dark brown.

7. Do you wear contacts?
I couldn’t put contacts in if my life depended on it!!!

8. Favorite Holiday?
There’s no such thing.

9. What was the last movie you watched?
They Live!

10. Favorite Day of the Year?
When winter finally ends. Yeah… I love springtime!

11. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
I don’t ask strangers out so, no.

12. If you could say something to someone right now what would it be?
I miss you!

13. Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs and kisses.

14. Do you want your friends to respond?
If they’re that bored.

15. Who is the most likely to respond?
Angela.

16. Who is least likely to respond?
Betty since she already did this one!

17. What books are you reading?
Nothing really…my Star Trek dvds have been entertaining me lately.

18. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Buttery salty…damnit now I want popcorn too!

19. Dogs or cats?
Dogs. They’re like little fuzzy four-legged people!

20. Favorite flower?
The kinds you make tea from..haha

21. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to?
Who hasn’t?!?! Been caught stealing, been caught smashing, been caught “breaking and entering”, been caught starting fires…

22. Are you taken or single?
That was the first goddamn question fuckwad!

23. Have you ever loved someone?
Yes indeed.

24. Who would you like to see right now?
The girl that question 12 is directed to.

25. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
HAH!!! I’ve moved about fifteen times since then!

26. Have you ever fired a gun?
Many.

27. Do you like to travel by plane?
I don’t know… Hopefully it won’t bother me too much since I can’t just get drunk on the plane!

28. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Rightie.

29. If you could be with someone right now, who would it be?
See questions 12 and 24!

30. What is your stance on the didgeridoo?
I think I’m in deep didgeridoo!!!

1. first off why are you taking this survey?
So in-fucking-credibly bored!

2. who is the most entertaining person on your myspace list?
hmm…that’s a really tough question now. A few weeks ago and this would have been simple… Toss up between Betty, Kali, and Venus.

3. how many ppl do you talk to on your list on a daily basis?
Five or six.

4. why is your number 1 person in your top eight your number 1?
She’s my e-wife. Does that sound creepy? Do I care?!

5. do you speed?
No I quit doing drugs.

6. what kind of car do you drive?
A Robin Reliant… That’s the wierdest car I could think of…

7. how do you make your money?
Selling my soul.

8. what kind of animal are you?
A bear.

9. whats your sign? is it accurate?
Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory.

10. if you could be anything, what would it be?
Sedated.

11. how do you feel about the person that posted this?
Betty rocks.

12. are you on aim?
Yessum.

13. whats your favorite online activity?
Coloring! Oh…online. See 12 I guess…

14. would you have sex with the person who posted this?
She be married!

15. are you a good speller?
I have my days.

16. whats foreplay?
The part before sex.

17. whats sex?
The part after foreplay.

18. what are you doing right now?
Listening to the Dead Kennedys.

19. why arent you out having fun instead?
Because I’m lame.

20. was this survey any substitution?
Let go of me motherfucker! I wanna live by my rules!!!

directions: answer questions open and honestly. preferably while naked or wearing some type of animal printed thong while giving a monkey a reach around and reciting the pledge of allegiance.

1. so, hi there, whats your name?
Rev. John x1984x

2. and your sign would be?
Gemini

3. so that makes your birthday when?
May 24th

4. when i _________________ i kind of feel _______________ inside.
Make my friends laugh really hard - warm.

5. sometimes on thursdays i will_________________?
Do something besides just watch tv.

6. if you were any card in a deck which card would you be and why?
The Ace Of Spades…is Motorhead reason enough??

7. what does the word pragmatic mean?
Practical.

8. how would you relate this to a common daily occurance in your life? or some type of overwhelming political isuue?
uhh….what??? I do alot of these surveys to kill the boredom. Also see number 4.

9. are you sick?
Oh relax! I’m sure it’s just your brain going crazy…

10. what do you have?
A brain tumor?

11. are you taking anything for the symptoms?
Alice Cooper cures the crazies.

12. do you like this survey?
meh…better when you don’t ask!

13. do you like me?
No…not at all.

14. do your privates itch?
I bathe every day…

15. when was the last time you got “tested?”
Probly the last time I had surgery.

16. do you have aids?
No. Do you?

17. have you ever considered professional help?
I am a professional!

18. do you like ponies?
I’m a dude.

19. do you want to see my grill?
Is that innuendo?

20. whats your favorite number?
18…and I like it.

21. what type of emotion does the word BALLS elicit?
Blue… Oh, this wasn’t word association!

22. does it offend you when i write BALLS or BUTT FUCK? if so, do you have a stick up your ass?
The “bible belt” isn’t something you use to hold up your pants..

23. did you just fart?
Yes…yes I did.

24. i can smell it from here. you need to shower. Have you ever taken a shit in the shower?
I did just shower… And I never got that drunk.

25. so what are you doing later?
I’m gonna cry! Stupid ice storm in georgia ruined my plans for the weekend. BOO HOO!!! Then I’ll watch Conan…

26. my parents are out of town. __________________.
Are you over 18?

27. scrambled or over easy?
Not much for eggs.

28. homesexuality or heterosexuality?
Who cares?

29. what are your top ten most commonly used slang terms minus vulgarity.
I doubt there’s even 10. And I can’t be fucked to sit here for 20 minutes trying to think of them!!!

30. is that your man on the floor?
No it’s my dog.

{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Actually…YES! When I was a kid we would go out of town to visit my parent’s creepy druggie friends. They always lived out in the middle of nowhere in really bad parts of town. And there was always garbage bags dumbed by the sides of the road…

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Got the chance? As if I’m DYING to try it?! I don’t want a prion disease. No thank you!

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Endorphins are categorized as drugs, right? Certain acts release massive amounts of endorphins. Use your imagination!

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE…}

{4} shot or stabbed?
I technically have been stabbed. More than once.

{5} asphixiated or exanguinated?
You spelled exsanguinated AND asphyxiated wrong dumbass!!! Bleeding out sounds alot worse than suffocating to me. It takes longer, you get really cold, too much time to think…

{6} drowned or buried alive?
I’ve almost drowned about three times. Bury me alive! There’s not much oxygen inside a coffin. See above…

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Again…far too much blunt-force trauma to my head already! Just make me a smear on the pavement. No matter what they tell you…concussions are NOT fun! It’s like hallucinogenics with massive amounts of pain that make you want to tear your brain out your own nose just to make it stop.

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
umm…that’s one and the same, no? But I think I’d prefer cyanide over drowning in my own vomit.

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Gimmie flesh-melting virus any day! Rats and ants are icky!

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Being a smear on the pavement. I’m that already!

{11} which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Drowning… That’s one of my first worst memories.

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Oh like it would ever be accidental!

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
You know when it happens it will be personal.

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
I’ve been in a few car crashes already. Time slows down so you have alot more time to think about shit than you would ever know. Let’s go for something different… The sheer terror of plunging 30,000 feet to your imminent demise! Man…that would feel like days. Might even have a heart attack on the way down! Plus there would be little more than a few chunks of me left afterwards…woo!!!

{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Well…this place looks a little like a crack house already so it wouldn’t really surprise anyone to find a blood splattered corpse laying on the floor.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep just so I could see if I felt it or not.

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
I already said said when I’m killed it would be personal! But…stalker? Maybe!

{RANDOM…}

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
Toss me in a packing crate for all I care. Seriously! What’s the point in spending $20,000 on a funeral????

{19} you’re forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
How about an online funeral? Shit…why not?! I’m already dead so you could grind me into a fine powder that would fit through a DSL line! No…… Fine white powder is a bad idea come to think of it… Wouldn’t want my dad to try and snort me!

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
The Vindictives - Left For Dead…is that ironic enough?

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
Just bury me naked! And I wouldn’t want to be embalmed first so I’d be all bloated and blue and stink of death. hahahaha…yeah!!! You’ll NEVER forget my funeral!

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
The person that killed me. Again…why not?

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you’d like to share?
Don’t cry for me… I’m already dead.

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Remembered and hated. It’s pretty much a given.

{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
You know I’ll be alone. And my corpse will lie undiscovered for a few days at the least. So it would be half eaten by my dogs…

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Is that some sort of freaky sex act performed while stoned?

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Are you believing the morning papers?
War is coming back in style
There’s generals here, advisors there
And TERRORISTS nibbling everywhere
The chessboard’s filling up with red
We make more profits when we blow off their heads
Economy is looking bad
Let’s start another war when ya get drafted
Fan the fires of racist hatred
We want total war when ya get drafted

3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
I fall asleep with the tv on constantly. Then it wakes me up a few hours later so I turn it off.

4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
Fuck you! FUCK YOU!!! Pauly Shore is best forgotten…

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
No thank you. The ceremonial “releasing of the bees” beforehand never sat right with me.

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Several times. Once when I was about 10 I was out walking in the grass barefoot. A bee somehow stung me right BETWEEN THE TOES!!! Took me about 10 minutes to find the stinger and pull it out too… Ouch!

7) How fast can you type?
The internet has only made me dumberer and dumberer…

8) What color are your socks?
Fleshtoned… (I’m barefoot!)

9) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Since I haven’t been to a drive-in since I was about 8…. No. I do remember seeing Cheech and Chong there when I was about 3. HAH!

10) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
That would be when I still worked at the toxic waste dump.

11) Do you knock on wood?
Does my head count? (no I’m not gonna do a penis joke)

12) Do you floss daily?
Every time I brush.

13) Do you wanna Fanta?
uhh….no.

14) Can you hula hoop?
Like Elvis with Parkinson’s.

15) Are you good at keeping secrets?
I’m the best!

16) What do you want for Christmas?
A couple of hot women and a hotel room.

17) Do you know the Muffin Man?
I always got lost trying to find Drury Lane.

18) Who wrote the book of love?
I’d imagine it’s by one of the Nolte brothers.

19) Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes… Did you just loose all respect for me?!

20) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
I’m a dude!

21) Do you whiten your teeth?
Does toothpaste count?

22) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Another bad movie??

23) Have you ever asked for a pony?
I refer you back to question 20.

24) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
I “donate” sperm almost always daily.

25) Can you juggle?
Women?

26) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Only the best law ever… I would make white-trash illegal!

27) Do the chickens have large talons?
That smells like the voodoo that you do.

28) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
This question is so sad…

29) Are you ready to rumble?
I’m ready to mumble.

30) Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
1-2-Fuck-You.

31) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
hah…more than once. I just up and quit going for about the last 6 months of my (first) 11th grade year.

32) How do you spell relief?
M-U-S-I-C.

33) Have you ever crawled through a window?
Dozens of times I’m sure. Not always in a house either. Or even where I was invited.

34) Have you ever eaten dog food?
I’ve eaten food not fit for a dog. Does that count?

35) Can you handle the truth?
I am the truth.

36) Do you like green eggs and ham?
I sometimes like Samiam.
But what about green eggs and jam?
I don’t think I’ve heard the Jam.
Some people might call them…glam.
But I know who I am.
Now I’m hungry for some ham.
But I don’t want to hear Samiam.
Because I know who I am.
Maybe that Urinals song called Hologram.
Right now I don’t even feel I’m a man…

37) Who is your daddy and what does he do?
He’s a junkie with an ever expanding waistband.

1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
umm…OH! That beer that had candies floating in it…you know? Skittlebrau?

2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
hahahaha….a HAGFISH! Penis of the sea!

3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Oh goddamn…

4. What do you order when you’re at a pancake house?
umm…PANCAKES maybe?!?

5. Do you own any… naughty toys?
HAHAHAHA!!!! This is a GREAT survey!!!

6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend’s list?
I haven’t even met any of them yet.

7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear:
They’re all the same….and I’m getting tired of having to do laundry so often!

8. Describe the last time you were injured:
See “I almost died!” blog from this afternoon!

9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable?
hmm…I TOTALLY read that as “uncomfortable” first! I dunno…my biker jacket maybe? Got it around 11th grade and it still fits like a glove.

11. Tell me a weird story from your high school years:
The first, and one of maybe two times, I got high at school might have been senior year (school is just too fucked up of a place to be high at!). Saw a bunch of my friends walking down to the parking lot at lunch. I KNEW WHERE THEY WERE GOING! I ran down to get high. And we got hiiiiiigh! But I forgot something though… It was CHEMISTRY EXAMS day!!!!!! And I was hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!! I rarely ever lost my shit, ever. But once I got back inside…. In that crowd of people… It was all I could do to not look hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!! Then when I was past the stairwells I saw the one punk girl at my school. I looked her straight in the eye… We both knew! I fucking lost it man! I got the giggles or something. Couldn’t look at anyone. I was so fucking HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!! That was some really good weed if you haven’t figured it out by now… Then I had to take my fucking chemistry exam. I didn’t remember a goddamn thing!!!! I sat at one of the lab tables. Copied the girl across from me’s entire test. The teacher was only like 10 feet away too! Didn’t even notice. I was reading that shit UPSIDE DOWN too! That takes skills. I guess that’s where being dyslexic comes in handy…

12. Soda?
That shit is so bad for you… I drink pepsi when it’s around though.

13. Flavor of pudding?:
Chocolate.

14. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Black pocket T and a flannel.

15. Prescription medication?
Music.

16. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
A super-furry dromedary.

17. How many people are on your friends list?
161…a good deal of them are bands/members of bands.

18. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
Again…I’ve met none of them. But about 10 or so are really good friends.

19. What are you listening to right now?
Porcelain Boys - Sidetrack
This band is so fucking good!!!

20. Name 3 things you have with you at all times:
My conscience, the voices in my head, aches and pains of various variety.

21. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
I can’t say I’ve ever given or received one.

22. Name a teacher you had the hots for:
My first period teacher (in the first semester of senior year) was kind of hot.

23. What is a saying that you use a lot?
HAHAHAHA!!!, awesome, coolidge, sweet, fuck, goddamnit… Do I need a thesaurus?!

24. What’s one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child?
Well now it comes down
You burned all your bridges down
Just watch the flames and laugh
You know full well you’ll all come back
With your spirit turning
Always burning in my hand
Fool me again
Cos I thought you were my friend
It’s getting easier to pretend like I don’t care
Got time to kill
And it’s looking like I will
But I won’t spill my blood tonight
Waiting for you Mrs. Right
Anymore…

1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
Way.

2. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
I don’t think I really slept. More like thought about everything in my dreams…

3. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
“I don’t want to get up… It’s noon ALREADY?!? Why is it so fucking cold?????”

4. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
umm…remote controls. Nothing as interesting as Betty’s got!

5. GRILLED OR FRIED?
mmm… “We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and then soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg. We call it… the Good Morning Burger.”

6. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
I dunno…ask Kali.

7. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
I’d have to say in front of the computer…I’m so lame…

8. HOW BIG IS YOUR TV?
I have no idea… 27″?

9. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
That’s a really tough question! umm…DSL and a new computer so I can actually make money building websites?

10. FAVORITE SONG(s) WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPY?
I don’t have “sleepy songs”. I rarely get sleepy to start with. I kinda just nod off when the time comes…

11. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there’s no god.

12. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
Both…in the good way.

13. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
Taxi Driver.

14. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE THING:
A sailboat!

15. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
…meh

16. WHAT ARE THE 3 THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING TO PARTIES?
Boots, watch, and pocket knife… HAH! I hate parties man.

17. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7 AM?
Keep sleeping!

18. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
White or blue…whatev.

19. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET?
Someone that knows how to type!

20. HOW’S LIFE TODAY?
So easily one of the worst days of my life…